Sorry to disappoint, but we sold out of lightsaber storage units at warp speed.

But, no joking, we’re releasing a few new (cough * highly requested * cough) items in the month of May. If you want to be the first to hear about them, leave us your name and email. We promise, the next announcement is for real. If not, you can send the Stormtroopers after us. 

PS: We love a good April Fool’s prank around here! There are probably some great ones happening right now! Some of our favorites include:

• Google Maps Pac-Man (link)
• BBC’s flying penguins (link)
• Think Geek’s canned unicorn meat (link) … in fact all of Think Geek’s are pretty good
• Amazon’s Subversive Pen Set (link)

For more ideas, visit the Museum of Hoaxes list of top 100 April Fool’s pranks.