Lightsaber Archives - Clay Coyote

Sorry to disappoint, but we sold out of lightsaber storage units at warp speed.

But, no joking, we’re releasing a few new (cough * highly requested * cough) items in the month of May. If you want to be the first to hear about them, leave us your name and email. We promise, the next announcement is for real. If not, you can send the Stormtroopers after us.

PS: We love a good April Fool’s prank around here! There are probably some great ones happening right now! Some of our favorites include:

Google Maps Pac-Man (link)
BBC’s flying penguins (link)
Think Geek’s canned unicorn meat (link) … in fact all of Think Geek’s are pretty good
Amazon’s Subversive Pen Set (link)

For more ideas, visit the Museum of Hoaxes list of top 100 April Fool’s pranks.

$21.87*

The perfect handcrafted pottery gift for the Jedi in your life. Between Sith battles, store your lightsaber in this one-of-a-kind pottery vessel. Available until the fall of the Republic. Rebel Alliance discounts offered (use code #RedFive).

Hurry, these are out of this world, and not going to last.

We’re taking pre-orders now, May the 4th be with you, in stock they will be.

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Reviews

“This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.” ―Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Once you build it, the lightsaber will become your constant companion, your tool, and a ready means of defense.” ―Luke Skywalker

“Lightsaber skills, important they are. How to use as well as how not to use. When to move as well as when not to move.”―Master Yoda

“Chewie, we’re home.” [SIC] Yay, put away the lightsabers in our new storage units. ―Han Solo